#sorry
I have just introduced Professor Easton West into my short story
Ik lees: ‘Drones kunnen ook levens redden in oorlogsgebied’ en ik denk: ‘Maar dat doen ze lekker niet, ze kijken wel linker uit, veel te gevaarlijk’.
#sorry
Ik ga geen lijstje produceren. #sorry
(probeer 'afbeelding zoeken met Google')
Ich bitte das Fehlen eienr Triggerwarnung vor dem letzten Post zu entschuldigen. Ich war schlicht geladen. #sorry
I’m not saying I’m good at #CardTricks I’m just saying that whenever I’m shuffling the cards while my kids and I are playing #Sorry I always make sure the top N cards are exactly what the kids need in the moment.
Es scheint keine Deppenfirma mehr zu geben, die nicht bei die #Black Quatschkram mitmacht und irgendeinen Dreck anbietet, den man in seinen Spam-Ordner verschieben muss.
#BlackDreck #BlackFriday #BlackIrgendwas #BlackundDecker #PaintitBlack #BlackisBlack #BacktoBlsck #Sorry
Milei Vanilei
Well, it’s time to do the annual watch of this again…
https://youtu.be/0YZmFnfKpyo?si=alZh7TiJ6zkm6lPl
Mashed potatoes- EY!
#thanksgiving #glorious #sorry
Sorry, totally made a mistake. Not sure how I got things flipped in my head.
I was stating in Euler’s identity, pi is a specific angle in radians, and he was stating it’s just a constant.
Again, I have no idea why I thought he was saying pi wasn’t a constant.
ME: alright time to focus
MY BRAIN:
🎶
There is more to life
than what you're living.
So take a chance
and face the wind.
An open road and
a road that's hidden
A brand new life
around the bend.
the struggle is real
#sorry 😂 😅 💀
@girlonthenet I know, but I could help myself. (╯︵╰,) #sorry
@espanabizarra debería ser
Agente Monísimo porque maderemía cómo estaba.
'𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗮𝘁': 𝗯𝗼𝗲𝗸 16.683 𝗱𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘂𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗸
"Sorry, ik ben een beetje laat." Met die woorden bracht een vrouw in het Engelse Blackpool een boek terug bij de bibliotheek waar ze het ruim 45 jaar eerder had geleend.
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Das betrifft leider auch die Ausleihe und die Rückgabe von Medien. Rückgaben von Medien nehmen wir aber händisch an. Vorerst sind nur die Recherche-Funktionen des Web-OPAC und die Onleihe möglich.
Wir arbeiten intensiv an einer Lösung und bitten um Verständnis.
#wuppertal #sorry 🙏
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#MurrayHead: One Night In Bangkok
ACHTUNG!
Schnelle Info an alle Kalender Vorbesteller!
Das Teilchen hat sich leider etwas verzögert
(Krankheit, Ferien etc).
Nächste Woche wird er gedruckt!!!
Sorry die Umstände.
@pascaline Je irriteert je eraan he? #sorry #konhetnietlaten 🤣 🤭
PS:
#Sorry #SquareEnix , but 22n Oct 22 is over
You had your year.
Now it's PC (semi deck) time.
Too bad your #financial #decision making suuucks :crazylaugh:
@estevez I know. I just like to mix things up around #StarTrek and #StarWars fans. 🤭
#sorry #pleaseDontBlockMe 😄
@orsinium I'm not so much into LotR, but I'm pretty sure the most powerful component is called "Dumbledore", right? 🤭 🙈 #sorry #pleaseDontBlockMe
So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."
So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and he says to the guy on the phone, "Hey, listen. I wanna learn to play guitar."
Guy on the phone says "no problem. Come on down."
"No, there might be one problem. I'm a horse."
"Naw, it ain't a problem. We'll get some attachments, I can teach you to play. Promise."
So horse turns out to be a natural. He gets GOOD. And he calls over Cow and Chicken and he's like "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" and he jams out like Jimi Hendrix. And Cow says "holy shit. That's awesome. I want to learn to do something like that too. What's like that?" And horse says "Bass. Learn to play bass."
So Cow calls up Guitar Center, and she says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play bass guitar."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, miss, come on down."
"Eh, this might be a problem. I'm a cow."
"Nah, no problem. I helped a horse recently, I can teach you to play too. Promise."
So Cow learns to play the bass, and Cow is fucking amazing at it. So Cow and Horse are jamming, and Chicken gets a bit jealous. He says "Damn, I wanna learn something too. But not like that."
Horse says "Well, I mean, we need a drummer around here."
So Chicken calls up Guitar Center, and he says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play drums."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, man. Come on down."
"Eh, maybe a problem. I'm a chicken."
"Naw. Ain't no thing. I taught a horse guitar and a cow bass. I can teach you drums."
So chicken learns the drums, and he's fucking amazing. So Cow, Horse, and Chicken all start having jam sessions whenever the farmer's out. And one day they're playing, and a big record agent is driving down the road. And he hears them, and he's like "what the fuck? that sounds amazing." so he stops at the farm, and he finds them all playing in the barn. And he says "Holy shit. You guys sound AWESOME. I wanna represent you, make this a real band, make some music. You're gonna be HUGE."
So Cow and Chicken and Horse take this guy's deal, and they move to the city, they cut albums, and they're big. REAL big. Top 10 hits, platinum albums, the works. They get set for their first tour. But there's a problem, see. Horse gets a phone call, his mom's real sick. Cow and Chicken, though, they're cool as hell. They say "Listen. Go see your mom. We'll delay the first show a couple of days, so fly back home, spend some time with her, and then jump on a plane and come meet us."
Horse says "Thanks, guys. you're the best," and he takes off.
Couple of days later, Horse's mom is just fine. Turned out to be a real bad cold, she gets over it, and he spends another night there. The following morning, he gets a call. It's his agent. Cow and Chicken's plane went down, they died in the crash. The band is done. he's lost his best friends. And horse, this breaks him, man. He's been through so much with them, and he feels real down in the dumps. So he takes a walk, and while he's on that walk, he just can't shake the blue, so he figures to himself "Alright, alright. One drink, just to get over it."
So Horse walks into the local bar. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey. Why the long face?"
I have a really tight and serious and ulcer-causing deadline next week.
And I’m having a carpal tunnel flare up + coming down with the latest kindergarten plague. Because of course I am.
So I won’t be on social media much for about 10 days, & while most Patreon rewards will go up tomorrow, the big essay will have to wait a few days because IT’S JUST A LOT. #sorry
Looks like IKEA made a calculator. But I'm afraid it's not a really great one.
#Mastodon unfollowed some of my peeps...
#Sorry y'all if you got unfollowed... It wasn't me!
STOP DOING THAT MASTODON!
I don't know why it's doing that but it's really fucking annoying!
FIX YOUR SHIT MASTODON!
Just holler and I'll follow back... Cheers.
Also, the follow and unfollow buttons should not both be the same blue color! They should be different colors... Pretty easy fix... Make it happen!
#FIXIT!
#THANKS!
i cant find a credible source for the free water and power claim in #SarahSilverman's otherwise fantastic post that i shared
if anyone has one plz send it to me and in the meantime my very sincere apologies on posting something before careful fact checking
i had seen that claim before so i wrongly trusted it but it seems to be uncorroborated.
Le coing
#sorry
@breadandcircuses and we are not stopping our ways anytime soon, because we're too stupid as a mammal race to even think about our future.
Think about it: we kill our Earth, but we also kill our ability to share knowledge and learn, we tell ourselves we care even though we fly twice a year to get holidays, and we vote for the Trumps of this world to make sure nothing will ever improve.
This Earth deserves to burn, so it can get rid of us.
#climate #ignorance #sorry #Vodka !
Just a heads up #Joomla peeps. Many Joomla official sites are down with Rochen having the hiccups this morning. We hope to be back ASAP.
#ServerOutage #Sorry #Glitch
Unfortunately, Ipfs.io sometimes returns "Too many #requests" instead of the #index.htm #file. I'm #sorry, the #bootloader could theoretically handle #this, but unfortunately I'll #never #fix #it. This is no longer #possible at the #original #IPFS address. That's why #RPlayer is primarily an #archive.
@substandardnerd Now imagining Phil Collins singing "she's a TV lover..."
#sorry
@rombat @SwiftOnSecurity Players gonna play. Just shake it off.
@anomnomnomaly You can't criticise the work ethic, I guess.
I'm actually surprised about how much coverage this is getting. The DM site is *full* of it and broadly on the right side of history, too. Knocking Starmer's meeting with progressive leaders down below the fold (DM link, apologies).
There were three First Nations ladies. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that.... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
Why do so many powerful men seem allergic to apologies?
Sorry. Five letters, two syllables: it’s a fairly straightforward word. Its Spanish equivalent, lo siento, has an extra couple of syllables but it’s not exactly difficult to say.
Or so you’d think. An extraordinary number of powerful men seem allergic to apologies, living life by the mantra (sometimes attributed to Winston Churchill) that you should never apologize, never explain.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/sep/02/luis-rubiales-spain-football-world-cup-apology
Having bright blue and pink hair is all fun and games until suddenly it’s no question about whose hair it is in that plate of food
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This morning's outage was brought to you by having two switches, both unlabeled and right next to each other. ONE of them was to be decommissioned. The other one was still in production, and should not have been touched. Guess which one was decommissioned? #mastodonau #sorry
@seachanger we’re sending it as fast as we can. Apparently. 🤦♂️ #sorry
No wonder communication with the kids is slow.
What would one expect from
triple NAT over a cereal line.
@raiderrobert deck chairs on the titanic? #sorry #needaVacation
When we apologize, we allow for expansiveness and possibility. We are taking responsibility for the action that caused someone else pain or inconvenience. How are forgiveness and apologies related?
https://mollycantrellkraig.co/forgiveness-creates-space-for-growth/
#GlobalForgivenessDay #forgiveness #sorry #GrowthHack #life #writer #kindness
@dangillmor any search engine in Canada? 🤷♂️ #MoreAccurateThanHelpful #Sorry
@davidallengreen @TomatoSoup Dark grey or brown with lighter brown circles. #Sorry #TrueThough
Dear New Yorkers, and other eastern American friends. As a Canadian, first let me apologize. (It’s what Canadians do best.) Also, if you want to know why our forests are on fire - please listen to this interview with award winning Canadian science writer & wild fire expert Ed Struzik. https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/alberta-unbound/id1511810939?i=1000614149542 #canadianwildfires #NYC #NewYork #wildfires #smoke #BlameCanada #sorry
@markwyner Opener? I barely know her!
@theresnotime More like, XI.org… #sorry #notsorry
Yes. And not just because French is a language I'd make love to if that was possible. #sorry #notsorry #FRA #Eurovision #ESC2023
The recently opened Moynihan train hall at NYC's Penn Station.
Depressingly high resolution version at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/51205135362
#photography #DevoidOfAllColorAndJoy #RemindsUsThatWeAllWillDieOneDay #Sorry
Lean development is garbage.
That's why I've been using the type "boolean" more often.
Why am I listening to "The Hall of the Mountain Womble" at 2.30am when I am meant to be doing other stuff?
Oooh, I just found this, now you can listen too!
Yeah ok fine I'll do an intro. I'm a #librarian in #missouri. I love tech/computers (#windows, #mac, #linux, #raspberrypi), music (I play #guitar, #piano, other stuff), gaming (PC, #PS5, retro), #discgolf, and #stlouis sports. #Sorry #for #all #the #hashtags; they are important here, I guess, cuz there's no other free text search.
@HelloAndrew @stshank No, it's not a lie. All these projects to bring back proxy species exist within the IUCN definition of "de-extinction" which you can find below. Well worth reading the entire paper, by Revive&Restore's Ben Novak, to understand how researchers and scientists think of expanding this definition. Purposefully adapting living species to serve the ecological function of an extinct one is what de-extinction is. #Sorry
https://www.mdpi.com/2073-4425/9/11/548
@BrentToderian insert Indian webcam of a huge fluid crossing with tens of lines of cars bikes tuktuks & so on, here. #sorry `~8çB)
Don’t hate me because I can cook. 😂
Made savoury waffles with some English cheddar, green onions, and a little olive oil.
Topped with my air-fried chicken brined in sriracha buttermilk & garlic.
There’s a sriracha maple syrup but I busted out the dark syrup today for deeper, less sweet flavour.
Soft-poached egg.
Oh WHOOPS it did do it!
But it basically just posted a whole bunch of videos from my account! (#Sorry about that)
We have a new piece of kitchen equipment and it's a real ei-opener
@whalecoiner if it was constantly flowing you might have enough to ... I dunno, power a phone charger or summary?
But of course it's rarely flowing, so fuck all power in reality.