#tesla
@thomasfuchs
“YOU AREN’T REALLY COSPLAYING AS A DISGRUNTLED WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN UNTIL YOU MOUNT UNDERBODY FLAMETHROWERS AMIRITE … HAHAHAHA”
pre-recorded studio audience laugh track followed by sad slide trombone sounds
This is literally inspired by #Apartheid #CringeCore articles I remember reading on Slashdot in the ‘90s about South African custom auto body shops advertising literal Mad Max dystopian punk-my-ride makeovers. I’m trusting my gut that this is 100% a barely veiled white supremacist flex.
“Man kan inte utesluta att Tesla lägger ner verksamheten i egen regi här. Men några större effekter på andra företag är osannolika så länge svenska kollektivavtal förblir ansvarsfulla. Till sist: Hur skulle jag själv tänka om jag arbetade i en koncern med en oberäknelig vd? Helt klart skulle jag vilja ha ett kollektivavtal: inte främst för högre lön och bättre förmåner – utan för att sova gott om natten.” —Lars Calmfors https://www.dn.se/ledare/lars-calmfors-om-jag-hade-elon-musk-som-chef-skulle-jag-vilja-ha-ett-kollektivavtal-for-att-sova/ #tesla #musk
#Tesla Cybertruck revelada. Mais de três toneladas de ficção tornadas realidade
https://www.razaoautomovel.com/noticias/apresentacao-tesla-cybertruck-2024/
Do you know why I like the Cybertruck?
I am a 80s kid, I love the Countach (Cannonball Run is one of my favorite movie), I love the Delorean, and the design really just screams 80s retro future.
I've never sat in a truck before, because here there is no culture for it, but I would love to see what CT can do.
"...it's worth pausing to consider just how thoroughly the Cybertruck has come to represent some of the worst problems of American transportation culture."
How To Build a Car That Kills People: Cybertruck Edition — Streetsblog USA
https://usa.streetsblog.org/2023/12/02/how-to-build-a-car-that-kills-people-cybertruck-edition
https://www.evshift.com/252148/top-used-electric-cars-for-2024/ Top Used Electric Cars For 2024! #CARS #ElctricCar #ELECTRIC #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #evs #leaf #nissan #Tesla #Top #UsedCras #Vehicles #videos #vlog #YouTube #zoe
https://youtu.be/NTOE5n0rmbw?si=GQwoxSJQ8pbEqJDY
If you think you might be a manufacturing engineer, you’ll want to watch this walk-around of #Tesla #CyberTruck prototype line. With knowledgeable commentary. The Austin area senior shooting the Austin Gigafacy flyby videos shot and narrated this short film.
Das begleitende Youtube Video ist nun auch online:
Beim Autovermieter #Sixt konnte man schon früh auch E-Fahrzeuge von #Tesla als Mietfahrzeuge bekommen - doch damit ist nun bald Schluss. https://winfuture.de/news,139924.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
How long before we start to see the images of pedestrians killed and injured by the #Tesla #Cybertruck?
That thing looks a horror show on wheels, literally. No wonder it won’t be brought to Europe, it could never pass safety requirements.
182 Milliarden Verlust innerhalb von 2 Jahren.
Von den 138 Milliarden, die noch übrig sind, wird der CyberTruck einen großen Teil verbrennen, wobei die Aktie von Tesla weiter den Aufzug nach unten nimmt.
Immerhin kann Elon Musk ja noch das finanziell gut laufende X verscherbeln und hoffen, dass es Space X richten wird.
Liebe Berliner #Klima.s: wir müssen nächsten Samstag wirklich ALLE AM START SEIN. Weil es nicht nur die große Bündnisaktion #fossileSubventionenStoppen @ Elsenbrücke geben wird (14:00), sondern auch die wichtige Blaue-Band-Aktion vs. #Tesla in Grünheide, & 1 #A100-Fahrraddemo!
"Also making reversing maneuvers a little difficult is the complete lack of a rearview mirror."
Seriously?
"Even by Tesla’s standards, this is a vehicle that is packed with technology, like the 48V low-voltage system, which allows it to steer by wire."
What could go wrong?
https://www.carscoops.com/2023/12/first-tesla-cybertruck-reviews-are-in-heres-what-theyre-saying/
#musk #edsel #lemon #Tesla #cybertruck #DaffyDuck #ClusterFuck #fingerprints #HisFifteenMinutesAreUp
I will checkout these video reviews of #Cybertruck later (some of the reviewers highlight a few issues with the truck—aside from price).
👉🏾 Here’s What People Who Actually Drove The Cybertruck Are Saying https://www.motor1.com/news/698898/tesla-cybertruck-debut-video-roundup/
I do think it’s s wise for #Tesla not to market the trucks as “bullet proof,” even though the steel can deflect 9 mm rounds. Either way, you would not have to worry about shopping carts denting the vehicle.
#Tesla Magic Dock ajusta ficha de carregamento para cada carro
https://www.pelaestradafora.com/2023/11/tesla-magic-dock-ajusta-ficha-de-carregamento-para-cada-carro/
Tesla testar sina ”okrossbara” fönsterrutor – igen - Aftonbladet TV
"Fast forward almost seven years later, and the radical truck Musk wanted is finally here. But is it what the world needs right now? Is it what #Tesla needs right now? I have a very hard time believing that." #Cybertruck https://insideevs.com/features/698893/tesla-cybertruck-elon-musk/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XxOh12Uhg08&feature=shared - #Tesla #Cybertruck @siracusa @caseyliss @atpfm @marcoarment The worst door handle design of all time? 👀😳
Der #Cybertruck ist gar nicht so hässlich geworden wie auf der ersten Präsentation von #Tesla.
Aber wo ist #Musk?
Beschäftigt Tesla eigentlich Designer? #TeslaCyberTruck #Tesla
Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla delivers Tesla Cybertruck🚘to its first customers at a Texas event.
Elon Musk showcased the Cybertruck's performance. It engaged in a race against a Porsche 911, highlighting its speed, and underwent an intense towing test against an F-150, showcasing its power. The memorable moment came when Tesla's design chief threw a metal ball at the Cybertruck's window, showing its durability.
#caturday #teslacybertruck #saturday #techtrendsupdate #tech #news #Tesla #elonmusk
Tesla Cybertruck: Stainless steel pick-up EV finally delivered, 0-60mph in 2.6 secs, up to 547km range #electriccar #electriccars #electrictrucks #electricvehicle #electricvehicles #electricvehiclesmalaysia #ev #evs #news #tesla #teslacybertruck
Move over, Blackout Man! The new superhero in town is the Cybertruck with its 'Powershare' feature. Saving the day, one camping trip and power outage at a time. Just don't forget to bring your electric marshmallows for that extra jolt of flavor! 🔌⚡️ #Tesla #Cybertruck #Powershare
Tesla's Cybertruck launch
Price tag too steep, analysts frown
Shares drop in dismay
@JohnMeils Lasst uns den Antisemiten #musk weiter mit Werbeentzug erpressen. #tesla
@kierkegaank @thomas_klopf @talia_christine
I have a post pinned to my profile from some asshole who got all sorts of charmingly irate at me because I said Tesla owners were assholes out loud.
This dude tried telling me <from California> that, living in Denmark <land of public transportation>, he HAD to get a Tesla because of his FAMILY and desire to drive an EV and that it was definitely not at all a status symbol.
An imported luxury coupe.
#Tesla owners are most definitely assholes.
Tesla 開賣 Cybertruck 車窗貼紙 重現發佈會上爆玻璃尷尬一幕
Tesla 從來充滿玩味，特別是週邊商品往往有不少搞笑之作，最近 Tesla 終於正式推出 Cybertruck 之際，竟然也推出官方車窗貼紙，重現最初發佈會上的尷尬一幕。
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#汽車科技 #Cybertruck #Tesla
https://unwire.hk/2023/12/02/cybertruck-omfg-decal/life-tech/auto/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cybertruck-omfg-decal
😡😡😡😡😡
Best ROAD RAGE Vehicle?
😡😡😡😡😡
#Tesla's #Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy
In Elon's future, the rich should be allowed to dominate (and probably run over) the poor with impunity
“Why did you make it bulletproof?” Musk said. “Why not?” he said…before…waving his genitals at the cheering crowd
"if you’re ever in an argument with another car, you will win”
It “enables the worst impulses of US drivers and gives them the “freedom” to do whatever they want.
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
Tesla revela que Cybertruck pode virar “trailer” com barraca
... seine Worte dazu an die Adresse künftiger Cybertruck-Fahrer: »Wenn Sie einmal in Streit mit anderen Autos geraten, werden Sie gewinnen.«
Tesla Cybertruck will require “strong modifications to the basic structure” before it can be sold on this side of the Atlantic. #ev #Tesla
https://www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/tesla-cybertruck-production-europe-news/
#Tesla #Cybertruck krijgt een speciale kampeertent: 'Verbeterde kampeerervaring' https://www.bright.nl/nieuws/1165284/tesla-cybertruck-krijgt-een-speciale-kampeertent-verbeterde-kampeerervaring.html
#Tesla Cybertruck tem 857 cv e até 775 km de autonomia
https://auto-drive.pt/2023/12/01/tesla-cybertruck-tem-857-cv-e-ate-775-km-de-autonomia/
Ich gehe da in weiten Teilen mit: Der Cybertruck ist das Auto-gewordene „go fuck yourself“ (Antwort von Elon Musk auf Kritik der Werbetreibenden bei Twitter). Rückblickend hat Musk mit der Vorstellung des Cybertrucks 2019 schon viel seiner persönlichen Entwicklung seither vorweg genommen.
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
"Maybe the rich survivalists playing out Blade Runner meets Mad Max in their Cybertrucks haven't considered that when everything burns down, the power grid will go down too."
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
Sure you hate Elon, and you hate the Cybertrucks styling.
But this is a huge f**k you to the rest of the car industry still wallowing in 1970s tech, still mostly a decade behind the model 3, still sucking on fossil fuels teats
gigacastings, 48v architecture, 800v pack doen right, gigabit canbus, drive by wire
The Cybertruck is a tour de force in automobiles
Cybertruck
Dystopian, dreamy
Tacticool, milspec, dork
Archetypes threatened, sad
Masturbatory
#tesla #cybertruck #masculinity #dreams #cinquain #poetry
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
Elon "disagrees with the idea of unions". Time to act like it's 1899 and ORGANIZE.
Wild that this thing is clearly a threat to anyone walking, biking, or inside a smaller car -- and it’s still eligible for a $7,500 federal subsidy
"Tesla Cybertruck's Removable Range Extending Battery Pack Takes Up 1/3 Of The Bed"
One third of the bed, eh?
:catthinking:
Oh, so I could have a threesome with two battery packs then.
#USNews #Tesla #Cybertruck #Cyberturd #BatteryPack #threesome #satire
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertrucks-removable-range-extending-battery-pac-1851063758
There is no better proof that you are a horrible, horrible person than bragging that "in the case of a crash, my car will destroy theirs"
But I guess these are the Tesla buyers now.
“Tesla’s Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy”
And there you have it: according to the tech press, Elon Musk is a wanker.
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
“Undoubtedly, Musk continues to benefit from legions of devoted fanboys — many of whom I’m sure will be letting me know how amazing he still is and how garbage I still am — but it’s hard to deny any longer that his influence is on the wane, and the crowning moment of his stupidest idea made flesh in the form of the Cybertruck seems like a meaningful bookend on his era of power.” 🚀👌
Das ist mal wieder ein Fahrzeug für Männer mit einem sehr, sehr kleinen Penis , sorry ich meinte sehr, sehr kleinem Ego.
How ⚡ fast ⚡ is the @Tesla
#Cybertruck website?
Here our WebPerformance Report:
👉 https://bit.ly/webperfreport-cybertruck
#WebPerf #Tesla
Nothing says confidence in your product like offering people money to buy something else. #cybertruck #tesla
“Tesla Offers $1,000 To Cybertruck Reservation Holders To Get A Different Tesla”
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-offers-1-000-to-cybertruck-reservation-holders-t-1851065528
manager magazin: #Tesla vs. #Sixt: Vermieter streicht Elon Musks Autos aus der Flotte https://www.manager-magazin.de/unternehmen/autoindustrie/tesla-vs-sixt-vermieter-streicht-elon-musks-autos-aus-der-flotte-a-b89b5df9-4e19-4cec-b557-855193739d8d
Sixt musste das Restwertrisiko bei Tesla selber übernehmen. Normalerweise liegt das Risiko beim Hersteller. Darauf hat Sixt keine Lust mehr. Dann eben BYD.
(Hertz denkt ähnlich)
"Tesla's Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy"
Well, I couldn't have put it better myself.
#USNews #Tesla #EtronMuskrat #ElonMusk #Cybertruck #Cyberturd #dystopian
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
Looking at the specs alone, the car is delivering 30 percent less range than expected for 30 percent more money.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/4a35ed/the-cybertruck-is-a-disappointment-even-to-cybertruck-superfans?at_medium=Social%20media&at_campaign=Mastodon
#cybertruck #elonmusk #Tesla #Moveable
Hier macht die Zeit dem Postillion Konkurrenz. Herrlicher #Tesla Verriss.
https://www.zeit.de/mobilitaet/2023-11/tesla-cybertruck-elon-musk-republikaner-usa
Good on #Postnord! They can't intervene in a lawful #strike, even if #Tesla tries to sue them for it.
https://www.expressen.se/ekonomi/postnord-sager-nej-till-tesla/
The Fallout From #Musk’s Profanity-laden Attack on Advertisers Isn’t Over
Shares in #Tesla fell despite the release of the Cybertruck pickup on Thursday, and some brands are still steering clear of #X/#Twitter
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/01/business/dealbook/elon-musk-twitter-tesla-spacex.html
Cybertruck Tesli to zdecydowanie samochód, który będzie się fajnie prezentował w grach wyścigowych.
:breathe: Tesla's Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy | Engadget
"Musk admitted it was there for no good reason. “Why did you make it bulletproof?” Musk said. “Why not?” he said with a broad grin, before metaphorically waving his genitals at the cheering crowd, while also promising metaphorically larger genitals to anyone who buys the Cybertruck. “How tough is your truck?” Musk smirked."
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html
The #Tesla #Cybertruck, or as I like to call it: Monument to my tine, shriveled dick, 2023.
‘‘We can’t let #Tesla get away with this’: why #Swedish #unions are fighting #ElonMusk
#Billionaire is against the labour movement, and workers believe their country’s traditions are under threat'
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/dec/01/tesla-swedish-unions-elon-musk
People claim British humor is biting. But it's nothing compared to German straight talk: "#Tesla #Cybertruck more expensive than claimed, but at least it doesn't go as far"
#climate #AutoKorrektur
Elektro-Pick-up: Teslas Cybertruck kostet mehr als angekündigt
"Nützlicher als ein Lkw" und "schneller als ein Sportwagen": So preist Tesla-Chef Musk zum Verkaufsstart den Cybertruck an. Für das Spitzenmodell "Cyberbeast" werden allerdings 100.000 Dollar fällig.
So, #Tesla fixed the window smashing issue by... throwing a softer ball?
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/technology-67586213
Not satisfied with a regular #wankpanzer?
Need something *much bigger* than the usual #FckSUV-crap to compensate your... issues?
Think the #Tesla Cybertruck is for p*ssies & f*ggots?
Then try our TUVs: Tactical Utility Vehicles. They're actually just tanks.
https://www.topgear.com/car-news/suvs/rezvani-tank-your-500bhp-armoured-city-car
Breaking News: Sixt kauft keine Teslas mehr fuer seine Flotten ein!
Grund? Die Betriebskosten sind einfach zu hoch. Das liegt vor allen Dingen an den heftigen Preissenkungen Teslas, um die Nachfrage anzufachen!
Hi. Ich bin der #Tesla #Cybertruck, & stehe sinnbildlich für den kommenden Elektrokapitalismus (formerly known as "grüner Kapitalismus").
Ich bin ein brutales Aggrotier, fresse zu viele Rohstoffe & Strom, & zeige, dass auch ein erneuerbarer Kapitalismus scheiße ist.
KAUFT MICH!
@heiseonline
Öffentlicher Untergang eines Größenwahnsinnigen. Kein schönes Spektakel. Aber auch nicht überraschend. Nachdem er Twitter geschrottet hat, dürfte er sich jetzt Tesla zuwenden.
#Elon #Musk #Twitter #Tesla
The more I think about it, the more it seems that Elon #Musk is going the way of eccentric aerospace zillionaire #HowardHughes!
‘One of the most influential and richest people in the world, Hughes first became prominent as a film producer…Later in life, he became known for his eccentric behavior and reclusive lifestyle—oddities that were caused in part by his worsening obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), chronic pain…and increasing deafness”
Sound familiar?
#Billionaires #tesla
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hughes
It's usually the sign of a good day when a miscellaneous cat6a matches the flowers on my dress. 💁🏼♀️
Secondary to ethernet distractions, it's definitely a good day when two additional #Nvidia #Tesla T40 datacenter GPUs arrive for the #homelab! Now the question becomes whether to install both immediately, or wait until another is sourced so that each of the new #IBM #POWER9 systems will deploy with the same spec. Decisions... 🧠
Tesla's Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy
https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html?src=rss
Elon Musk yesterday: "The US actually has far fewer [crash] deaths per capita than the rest of the world."
Actually, the opposite is true. Examples:
🇳🇿~45% fewer crash deaths than the US (per capita)
🇨🇦 ~60%
🇮🇱 ~70%
🇪🇸 ~75%
🇯🇵 ~80%
Musk is either lying or clueless (or both).
Supporting info in this CityLab article I wrote last year: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-11-03/why-us-traffic-safety-fell-so-far-behind-other-countries
Does the #tesla #cybertruck include a free paper bag or balaclava you can wear to hide your identify?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5GjW5snePQc&si=AYRdzrKkt-_eJ2vX
#BurnYourTesla
#BoycottTesla
#BoycottX
#NoPublicFundsForMusk
⚠️🇿🇦Pro-Putin Antisemitic Propagandist Billionaire uses profanity aimed at those holding him accountable for his Neo-Nazi viewpoints (CBS News VIDEO) #Ukraine #USA #Press #News #SouthAfrica #russiaUkraineWar #9yrInvasionofUkraine #BoycottMusk #Musk #ElonMusk #Tesla #X #Twitter #Starlink #SpaceX #AxisOfEvil
#NoEUPrezForHungary
#NoUSRepublicans2024
The thing to remember about the Tesla Cybertruck: not everyone has to like it. Just some fraction of people. That situation is common with vehicles. I'm not buying one, but I'm willing to be persuaded that a stainless-steel exoskeleton could be a good engineering idea. We shall see. #Tesla #Cybertruck
@arstechnica How much longer until the board at Tesla replaces Musk as CEO? His decisions at X as well as Tesla reflect a pattern of poor judgment, which will serve as an ongoing drag on Tesla market value. #musk #tesla #twitter
After the UAW won contracts with the Big Three, it's seeking to unionize 150,000 workers across a dozen companies including Tesla.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxmjd/your-turn-united-auto-workers-launches-campaign-to-unionize-tesla?at_medium=Social%20media&at_campaign=Mastodon
#Tesla #elonmusk #Union #UAW #Europe #EV #automakers
@willoremus Musk is Michael Scott. #tesla #ElonMusk
I didn't even remember this. What a bunch of suckers. #tesla
https://jalopnik.com/its-still-very-funny-that-1-000-people-gave-tesla-250-1851038764
#tesla #cybertruck is fucking ugly and as ugly as the car Homer designed — to whoever made this, this is gold!
If you read news, you’ve probably heard about Tesla’s conflict with Swedish union IF Metall.
It got me thinking about other examples of “the Swedish model” and how to explain it to, say, an American.
The spirit of the law is common sense to me: it is about markets being self-governing by the involved parties. The state is the keeper of the rules the players agree on. You can see it in government agencies like the National Board for Consumer Disputes
1/x
DER SPIEGEL: #Tesla verklagt Schweden wegen fehlender Nummernschilder https://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/tesla-verklagt-schweden-wegen-fehlender-nummernschilder-a-87ea9445-3686-45f2-bf7d-0f56591af7d0
Liegen bei der Zulassungsbehörde, die postmitarbeiter haben sich aber aus Solidarität einem Streik gegen Tesla angeschlossen. Daher kann Tesla aktuell keine neuen Autos zulassen …
Swedish Telsa workers are fighting for collective bargaining rights and have been on strike for five weeks.
And PostNord workers (swedens postal service) decided that in solidarity with the Tesla employees they will not deliver license plates for the cars - which Elon Musk is furious about.
"There is a simple and quick way to solve this situation, and that is to sign a collective agreement.
says a union official 💪
@kierkegaank this is spreading "Fellesforbundet, the largest union in the Norwegian private sector, has said it would block Swedish Teslas”. There have been numerous stories over the years of a culture of racism, sexism and a terrible health and safety record @ #tesla. I'm hoping this strike spreads to Germany and beyond. Just one recent story below. The fish rots from the head as they say.
What is your reaction if you see your ex driving through town to be seen in their new #Tesla #Cybertruck?
Tesla's "fully open source" Roadster may violate Australian repair laws 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
https://www.projectgus.com/2023/11/tesla-violating-australian-repair-law/
Un tas de corporations entrent en lutte en solidarité avec les employés Tesla qui voient l'entreprise refuser de signer l'accord de branche. Docker, postiers, électriciens, mécanos, employé de ménage... refusent de décharger, livrer, réparer, nettoyer les produits ou locaux Tesla.
Un petit article super intéressant qui permet d'en apprendre plus sur le fonctionnement du droit du travail en Suède et sur un petit bout de leur culture syndicale
https://www.nordiskbil.com/sweden-could-be-a-new-tesla-nightmare/
#Tesla #Suède #Syndicalisme
"What began as a strike by a group of 130 mechanics affiliated with the national union IF Metall, responsible for inspecting Tesla’s cars, has now evolved into a multi-sector protest aiming to secure a collective agreement defining wages, working hours, and benefits for those employed by the company.
"... for the first time, Elon Musk is facing the strong workers’ protections that characterize almost all of Europe"
https://www.nordiskbil.com/sweden-could-be-a-new-tesla-nightmare/