#toddler

Babysitting in the hotel room (Trailer)
with Baby Theo and Jakob

Full video here: https://kane.fanbox.cc

#shota #shotacon #babycon #toddlercon #toddler #threesome #3dcg #3dshota #animation #video #gayshota #yaoishota

日本千葉県 九十九里　 (Kujukuri Chiba Japan) https://www.alojapan.com/1000045/%e6%97%a5%e6%9c%ac%e5%8d%83%e8%91%89%e7%9c%8c-%e4%b9%9d%e5%8d%81%e4%b9%9d%e9%87%8c%e3%80%80-kujukuri-chiba-japan/

#1yearold #baby #beach #bella #Chiba #Chibadestinations #Chibatour #Chibatravel #Chibatrip #Chibavacation #cute #family #happy #Japan #Kujukuri #nature #ocean #Outdoor #Pacific #relaxing #resort #toddler #travel #wave #九十九里 #千葉 #在日港人 #寶寶 #小女孩 #旅行 #日本

Convince the #toddler to stand anywhere other than directly next to the stove while boiling pasta challenge. (Impossible)

#parenting

#Toddler dies of #COVID19; #Singapore's first #patient under 12 to die from the disease in 2023, https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/toddler-baby-boy-dies-covid-19-first-death-singapore-2023-congenital-condition-3945716

Being a #parent is a constant rollercoaster. Each developmental leap/growth spurt brings amazing new things but also so many challenges 🤦‍♀️. Emotionally all over the bloody place.

Constantly bullied by an 18 month old 🎉

#parenting #toddler #toddlerlife

Sometimes my #toddler will tell me that I'm pretty, and it warms my heart ❤. Then she'll turn around and call a clothes hanger pretty, and I'll question her standards for prettines.

There is a housefly in my house, and my #toddler is trying to follow it around, repeatedly asking "Fly go?" (Where did the fly go?)

So my #toddler has several baby dolls. Recently, she has decided that one of the smaller ones is a "baby baby", and one of the bigger ones is a "mommy baby". I have to keep explaining to her that babies can't be mommies!

So many reason to never leave your toddler son alone with your laptop.

https://iris-richardson.pixels.com/featured/computer-keys-iris-richardson.html

#art #artist #artgifts #artshop #artwork #ContempoaryArt #fediart #mastroart #mastadonart#fediartshop #artbooster #BuyIntoArt #FallForArt #AYearForArt #ArtistSunday #FediArtShop #SoutJerseyArtist #Photography #creativetoots #IT #computer #Toddler #ITProfessional #ITGift

Imagine buying a car from a stoner with the emotional IQ of a toddler who can, in a shroom addled rant at 3am simply decide to turn off features in that car with the next software update. #tesla #elonmusk #toddler

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-prepares-to-turn-the-heated-front-seats-and-wipers-into-paid-features-224519.html

Rosalia clapping
https://motylek.fanbox.cc/posts/6984797

#toddler #loli #big_ass #ass

first day of babysitting

#toddlercon #toddler #baby #loli #pedo

My greatest act of #parenting may have been to teach my #toddler the word "yeet". She's currently throwing toys out of her toy box yelling "yeet!"

A little moment of joy my #daughter takes as she eats one of her favorite foods!

#baby #toddler #toddlerlife #toddlerdad #food #china #chinese #chinesefood #baozi #foodie #foodies #joy #joyful #favorite #favoritefood #chinalife #cute #cutebaby #adorable

https://youtu.be/OtudbXqEFAw

Anon Asked: Echo, what was Splats like when he was little?

Echo: Trouble. He was trouble. Still love him though. 🦑 🐙 🍼

#mmd #3d #sfw #splatoon #inkling #octoling #baby #toddler #siblings #video #animation #comic #cute

Beaverton: Toddler guzzling bathwater like Nero at Bacchanal in waning days of Roman Empire https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/toddler-guzzling-bathwater-like-nero-at-bacchanal-in-waning-days-of-roman-empire/ #satire #canada #commentary #Parenting #parenting #bathtime #toddler #bath

I may have accidentally taught my #toddler how to pray. I almost knocked over a glass bottle, and said "Jesus!". Queue toddler voice: "Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus!"

#parenting

So we've been using the stove timer for timed toileting. The oven preheat beep just went off, and while I was putting food in the oven, #toddler took herself to the potty, and peed. Just need to work on pulling down our pants first. #parenting

That moment when you catch yourself bopping along to the alphabet song played on your #toddler's toy school bus. This is peak #parenting life.

https://inkbunny.net/s/3162837 :inkbunny:​
Azoth x Slyther featuring foreskin play. Now uploaded to my personal gallery.

#cub #shota #furry #furryart #foreskin #foreskinplay #uncut #uncircumcised #diaper #babyfur #toddlercon #toddler #baby #gay #Phimosis

My #toddler has discovered the doorstop spring instead of napping today. It might be her new favourite instrument.

"But just 75 #minutes after #Chutkan gave notice that the order had been reinstated, #Trump appeared to #violate it by attacking his former attorney general and a potential #witness, William P. #Barr.

"I called Bill Barr Dumb, Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy, a RINO WHO COULDN'T DO THE JOB," Trump said in a post on his social media platform, Truth Social."

He has the vocabulary and grammar skills of a 6 year old.
It's humiliating that this #toddler is sill tolerated in public.

Lil something quick for a new week. Should prob work on a Halloween post :bloblul:

#loli #toddler #toddlercon #baby

My new favourite word that my #toddler uses is "happens". She uses it in the context of "don't worry, it happens," for example:

Toddler hears toilet flushing: Flush!

Me: We don't need to announce every time the toilet flushes.

Toddler: Happens!

Take care of yourself daily. Go on walks. They help you and your little side...

This is a comfort piece and a reminder for me (and you) to look after your body and mind. Going on walks for example, helps you think, keeps you active.
This piece i put off for nearly a month due to severe artblock and life stuff going on...
Going for walks has helped.
Plus, I was listening to the 'Wagon' theme from bluey and i felt better.

This is just one of many habits we should build to better ourselves. Even if it takes you a month to complete, Just don't give up <3

#babyfur #kidfur #adult #baby #cub #safe #SFW #walking #park #trees #path #wagon #ride #pulling #toddler #tot #bushes #wolf #pup #shortalls #cute

My #toddler just coloured (scribbled) all over a piece of construction paper, then said "yucky, yucky, yucky", and threw it in the garbage. Kids are weird.

Hey Mastodon!
I’m on the hunt for more people who have similar interests…I’m hoping to use my accounts across various sites (https://linktr.ee/rwebbo25 ) a lot more.

Shall we call this another #introduction post?

-#Parenting (#MumLife #ToddlerLife #Toddler ) 👨‍👩‍👦
-#Photography (#BlackAndWhitePhotography #BlackAndWhite #Candid )📸
-#CozyGames🎮
-#Gamer🎮
-#MentalHealth (#Depression #Anxiety #ADHD )🌪️
-#Blogging #Blogger ✍️
-#Paranormal👻
-#Autumn #Winter 🍁❄️

Oh god, I might be starting to speak #toddler now. My daughter pronounces "juice" as "goose", and I almost told her I was going to put her goose on her table.

New account, new #Introduction

I'm #Nonbinary #TransFem, into #DnD, Embedded/Network Software Development, and #metal

I suspect I am #ActuallyAutistic, currently exploring that side of myself.

#Parent of a #toddler. Married to @technicolourPenguin. Owner of a #dog and two #bunnies.

Here’s a memory I don’t think I’ve ever shared with anyone. When I was about three years old, I wandered down the hill to the barn where my dad was busy feeding our two young pigs. The bantam chickens clucked around me, scratching in the barnyard. I watched the pigs from a distance, then said, “Honeycomb and Roast Beef.” Dad looked up, smiled, and said, “Good names for the pigs.” I hadn’t realized he could hear me. I was very pleased that he thought they were good pig names. I think this was the first time I ever got to name someone. #memories #pigs #names #naming #toddler #memoir #FlashMemoir

The advantage of my #toddler's new independence is that it's easy to convince her to do something that I know she can do herself. E.g. "Do you want to get in your highchair yourself, or do you want Dede to put you in your highchair?" is almost always answered with "Self!", even if she didn't want to in the first place.

The disadvantage is that if anything needs to be done with a reasonable speed or precision... Well it's being done by a toddler now.

Contest Winner.

This is from an old 'Fill in the Blank' contest fr the Care bears channel on DA.
#cute #funny #cub #boy #diaper #care_bears #baby #toddler #baby_tugs #champ_bear #anthro #nelvana

#Toddler decided she didn't want to nap. This resulted in an hour long 11/10 meltdown from dinner until bedtime. I think she's asleep now, but that was rough.

My #toddler is repeatedly informing me that stickers are sticky.

My #toddler wanted me to draw owls. These were my best work. I think there's a reason I almost failed grade 8 art.

The #toddler is obsessed with #diggers (the construction equipment; we also frequently sing the song about the 17th century dissidents, so I'm sure she has a lot of questions about the world)

Today my partner and I were conversing while we all walked to the superior waffle shop, so we tuned out her emphatic "di di di di di" until she started to cry

You know what? It must be awfully lonely indeed to be trying to show the people you love a digger right there on the street & have them pay no heed

#Toddler slept through the night for the first time in like 2 weeks, and I even got to sleep in this morning. This is amazing.

My #toddler is somehow both not independent enough and too independent. One minute she's screaming at me to pick her up while I'm chopping onions. The next, she's trying to pull everything off the counters, including the knife I was using.

#Parenting

So today were going to the park! #toddler

Hi Mastodon once more!

So, I've been raising our #toddler and working, worrying about #leasehold law, watching #OnePiece live action and the new show Jujitsu Kaisen (or #jjk), finishing #wano arc (at last!), and also started a little course in #surveying to see if its interesting or bearable at all :)

And you?

Lost
woods deep, toddler cowers
Furry pillow from loyal pet
Saved, safe, fast asleep
Miracle of loyal love

#toddler #lost #safe #miracle #petlove #cinquain #poetry

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/toddler-lost-woods-found-asleep-family-dog-pillow-103390692

#SHORTS - FINALLY, the #toddler starter kits are in! #walmart
https://youtube.com/shorts/IfnHwRoorLw?feature=share

Toddler: what's that lady called?
Me: a scarecrow
T: scarebrow
Me: scarecrow, her job is to scare crows
T: but... There are no crows
...
T: I'm gonna make a crow
*waving magic wand* crows!

#toddler #parenting #toddlerlife #fauna

#giftarticle #nopaywall #muskrat Things both my #toddler and #ElonMusk do that are #signsofgenius, apparently https://wapo.st/48znEuX

But in private, they ridiculed his #ignorance, rolled their eyes at his #antics, & made incisive observations about his #warped, #toddler­like psyche. Romney recalled one snr #Republican senator frankly admitting, “He has none of the qualities you would want in a president, & all of the qualities you wouldn’t.”

(The two-facedness of the Republican Party gets so much worse; read it)

Bringing our (old, bought-cheap-on-ebay) #Thermomix into our vacation apartment was a good decision 😊

Much safer and unsupervised cooking, especially with a #toddler 👍

#parenting #cooking

Has anyone #3Dprinted #kids / #toddler shoes/soles with flexible materials like (VarioShore) TPU?

#3dprinting #parenting

This cat knew exactly how far it needed to sit. Negative from my collection, no additional info. #CatsOfYore #Cat #Cats #History #catsodon #catsofmastodon #catcontent #ilovecats #vintage #tabby #toddler #stressed

🙀 The kiddo can reach the place on the kitchen counter where the goldfish snack packs are stored...

#toddler #preschooler #kids #snack

@OhNoSheTwitnt
🥥 Won't someone pleez stop that #toddler who's been shooting someone in the US every day? 🥥

Hi there, I'm Dotaegi.

If you're reading this, then you're reading my profile's introduction post. Thank you for taking the time to stop by and check me out.

I'm primarily a fetish based writer who's main kink is based around the fetishisation of circumcision involving underage furry characters in noncon scenes. Such themes involve the procedure it's self, the aftermath of the operation, the pain and agony the patient it is during the circumcision and many more other kinks. I also have a bit of an ABDL and babyfur sub-theme to my aculculphilia. (technical term for circumcision fetish)

With some cultures referring to the foreskin as a vestige of one's childhood or infancy, leaning into the subtheme of infantilism is quite easy when you can frame it as someone "growing up" or "becoming a man" even if they don't want it.

I typically write in second person narration style, but do occasionally write in third person.

If you're interested in my stories or getting one commissioned, please check out my socials and Inkbunny on my bio.
https://inkbunny.net/Dotaegi

#introduction #nsfw #circumcision #aculculphilia #commission #cub #toddler #babyfur #diaper

#Breakfast with the #toddler
Me: do you want something else? Bread with peanut butter?
T: no
Me: just plain bread?
T: no
Me: toast?
T: yea, toast! I want...cold toast!
Me: so... Bread...
T: no, cold toast!
Me: *gives the toddler a slice of bread*
T: cold toast, yummy!

Today's parenting challenge; pee in a water bottle in the back seat of a car travelling down the freeway so that we don't have to pull over and risk waking the 18mo.

#DadLife #Parenting #Loo #Toilet #Toddler

A fun colorful play for "DAD"

You can purchase this artwork at Pixel
https://iris-richardson.pixels.com/featured/dad-text-fun-colorful-heart-iris-richardson.html

#ArtistonMastodon #MastoArt #Art #Fediart #ArtBooster #AYearForArt #mastoart #Artist #ArtMatters #mastoart #BuyIntoArt #toddler #fathersday #Dad #coffee #FathersDayGift #Gift #Mug

My account is like 2 months old, and I don't have a #Introduction yet, so here it is.

I'm into #DnD currently playing an Earth Genasi Divination Wizard. I also enjoy streams like #HighRollers #Dimension20 and #CriticalRole (although I am horribly behind on all of them).

Listen to #Metal (pretty much all subgenres except drone metal).

#Trans #Queer

#Parent of a #Toddler. #Dog and #Bunny owner. #Married.

#Software dev. Stuck in layer-2, occasionally see layer-3. Layers 4 and higher are imaginary.

My son was and is a real tinkerer. During his toddler years he decided to take my laptop keys off not only once but twice. His dad fixed the computer patiently each time. What toddler story do you have?

https://iris-richardson.pixels.com/featured/computer-keys-iris-richardson.html

#ArtistonMastodon #MastoArt #Art #Fediart #ArtBooster #AYearForArt #mastoart #Artist #ArtMatters #mastoart #BuyIntoArt #toddler #fathersday #Computer #IT #FathersDayGift #Gift

So far this morning the nascent #toddler has had a "beyond blowout" where the size and force of her poop was so great it pulled her diaper off and then while I was holding her waiting for the emergency bath water to warm up she peed on me. Happy Thursday!

What are the best pets for approximating the feeling of having a baby or toddler that never grows up?

#pets #pet #baby #babies #toddler #toddlers #question

This morning the smallest human in the household became Big Mad because she could not fit her bigger stacking cup inside a smaller one. She began to yell and flail and bang the cups, escalating with each failed attempt.

And with that, I think we have a #toddler

Toddler sneaks into the White House grounds, immediately apprehended by secret service. #SpyKid #WhiteHouse #intruder #SecretService #LOL #toddler
https://abc7news.com/toddler-sneaks-through-fence-white-house-north-lawn/13149386/?ex_cid=TA_KGO_TW&utm_campaign=mastodon&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_source=mastodon

I'm introducing my Canadian daughter to Aussie babyccinos. The froth of steamed milk and honey with a sprinkling of Quick on top. Best served while sitting on someone's lap and being spoon fed.

#Babyccino #Babyccinos #Coffee
#Toddler #Parenting #Dad #DadLife
#Canada #Australia
#Belleville #BellevilleON #PrinceEdwardCounty #BayOfQuinte

@TootUncommon @antonioserrata @avram @jayrosen_nyu Wow, doesn’t really surprise me though. He probably didn’t pay also to get out of the contract in SFO, bcuz he doesn’t like it in California anymore. He got boo-ed in San Fran as a guest of Dave Chapelle. Both of them were surprised. If u haven’t seen it, you can see the video on YouTube. He also think’s California is a dem state with too many business regulations for accountability. 🙄 #Toddler

So today my toddler blurted out “ what’s the point in you mummy? ” kids are absolutely brutal 😅 good job I love you, kid! Lol #mumlife #toddler #parenthood

Toddler actually went to bed at the appointed time and fell asleep more or less right away.

I guess I'll be up at 5am tomorrow morning watching Daniel Tiger before I had my morning coffee

#toddler #parenting #goTheFToSleep #NoNotLikeThat

Just spent 45 minutes playing with a cardboard tag and plastic hanger that was packaging for a new pair of socks with my #toddler. There was no screaming or whining, only active and engaged #play. It is funny how the best toys can be garbage. There is no lack of toys in my home but I love seeing children improvise and make creative use of strange things.

#Parenting

Well, we’re 10 minutes into day one of potting training and my son has already went to the bathroom on the floor 5 times. It’s going to be a looooooong day.

#parenting #toddler

El Zerling me pidió para reyes un bastón de mago, después de mucho buscar no me convencía ninguno o los que sí me gustaban no me alcanzaba el dinero, así que gracias a jamundsen de thingiverse https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:459709 y después de muchas horas de impresión y unas cuantas impresiones fallidas ya tenemos regalo

#MamiProud #Gif #xmas #toddler

The second Noel
Jesus screamed so loud
Mary wished she could send Him
Back up to the clouds
He smeared his food
All over the table
And Mary thought longingly
of that stable

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
One is the King of Israel

#ChristmasCarol
#toddler

Hi folks!

Not sure if you're in the mood for a #PickMeUp but this munchkin belting out a song does it for me every time :blobfoxheartcute:

May the rest of your day be brighter!!!

#singing #toddler #photography #fun

Absolutely delighted that this machine from hell is on my in-laws 🤘

(I mean the drums)

#toddler #drums #metal

19/30. she loves to pile blankets or laundry on top of her lap and say “I’m cozy!”

#dailydrawing #sketchbook #inkdrawing #art #toddler #cozy

day 12, making silly faces for the camera! reference from a photo taken when it was still warm enough to wear a tank top out.

#dailydrawing #sketchbook #inkdrawing #toddler #gurning #art

day 9. experimented with a bit of hatching here and there to create some depth. need to commit to it a bit more to make it coherent, I think! her grandma made this jacket for her nearly a year ago and she still wears it everywhere.

#dailydrawing #drawing #inkdrawing #sketchbook #toddler #art #mastoart

Let's make it easy to find mutuals! Name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your bio. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions, so others know to do the same.

#books (+ #fantasy / #scifi / #romance )
#earlymusic (+ #classicalmusic / #opera )
#nintendoswitch
#boardgames
#parenting ( #toddler / #preschool )
#watercolor
#homedecor