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#wanker

FKA ZOG
1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw

#TISM
#whatareya
#Yob
#Wanker

remembering one of the last TISM performances I saw at Earthcore festival in 37c degree heat, as the group stripped out of those PVC outfits while playing..

Your Autistic Life
3 weeks ago

"What's good for the goose is good for the wanker!"

"Who is the goose in this scenario?"

"You are."

"So that makes you the wanker, right?"

"Right."

#proverb #goose #wanker

3 weeks ago

Any girls looking for a #wanker?
Contact me, please!

1 month ago

@titspublic@waskuisland.com She is why I became a #voyeur and #wanker ❤️

1 month ago

@titspublic@waskuisland.com WOW! She is amazing! I'd love to become her private #Wanker 😮

William Bell
1 month ago

Classic #gaslighting from the #scumtories, we have plenty of far right radical groups threatening people and atracking minority communities. Instead #fuckwit #Gove decides its all the fault of muslims and demands money that he can piss up the wall on his consultant chums.
#wanker
#toriesout
#lies
#freepalestine
Michael Gove asks Treasury for £50mn to counter radical ideologies in Britain - https://on.ft.com/47bAluQ via @FT

Also what kind of #Wanker is #hotbox|ing a #plane?

That's some next level #sociopath because an intoxicated pilot can't fly safely!!!!

At least the crew did put on masks to prevent that from happening but still...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Q_4vjPMSE&t=1866s

JimmyChezPants
1 month ago

@blackandtan

You get nothing but Irish Rebel Songs from here on out. #wanker

@bahnkundenv ist immernoch zu billig.

Knallhart #abschleppen, #Fahrzeug und #Lappen fristlos einkassieren sowie 1 Monatseinkommen brutto als Strafe!

Erst dann kapieren's jene #Wanker!

AbolishBorderControlsNow
3 months ago

@SCB

I think the issue is whether a private businessman, who has made his money from public contracts, should be deciding how his data is used in a conflict that relates to US national security.

And whether you are comfortable with that.

Me, not so much

#InMuskWeTrust #oligarch #musk #elon #wanker #uspol #ukpolitocs #twitter #x #arse #mastodon #lemmy #lemmie #putin

Russ Swan
3 months ago

Woops, another great example of #entitlement - parking diagonally across two parking bays designated for motorcycles only. #mercedes #wanker #nottingham

A black Mercedes sports car registration 62 AJS is parked across two parking bays marked M/C for motorcycles only at a retail park near Nottingham, England.

@dgar what #Wanker did place that sign there and not on the adjacent green?

Jack Daddy Paul
3 months ago

@pj5pj5 - Two suggestions…

  1. Try hashtag searches on terms you most like. I like #erection #bator #cum #hairy etc. Also, remember that hashtags are literal, so #cum doesn't bring up #cumshot or visa versa. Same for #bator #masturbator or non-American English variations like #branleur #wanker #wichsen #wichser etc. Spend some time exploring hashtags and variations.
  2. Occasionally scroll through the Federated timeline to sample accounts other Mastobate users are following.

@geist @spiegel @AufstandLastGen #Faeser normalisiert halt #Foaschos indem diese deren Forderungen umsetzt!

Dasselbe bei #Bankster & #Wanker #Merz...

Merke: Sozial-sein ist der politischen Karriere abträglich...

@necrosis @commandlinehool nee... die #Wanker die diese fahren!

If you don't change #minds, you're a #wanker. I am probably a wanker.

@Heidentweet which won't work as most don't "own" said planes on their own but have those boxed into airlines.

Basically you'd rather ban #MEDEVAC flights with small #Gulfstream jets than prevent a #Billionaire to be a #Wanker.

Thus #taxing all #income like #WageWork is the next best solution, including loans granted with #shares as collateral.

@aspergianer #Rettungsgasse blockieren.sollte knallhart mit #Führerscheinentzug, #Konfiszieren des Fahrzeugs und #Knast geahndet werden.

Anders kapieren's die egomanen #Wanker nicht!

Genauso wie #MotorisierteGewalt (z.B. #Überholzwang) zuwenig geahndet wird.

@luckytran *nodds in agreement*

Instead #SocialDarwinism and blatant #Wanker|ism is being normalized...

And that is the problem...

#WhatYouAllowIsWhatWillContinue

@_BLONDES_GIFT_ #SystemChangeNotClimateChange wäre notwendig!!!

Individuelle Taten werden durch wenige #Wanker offsetted!
https://youtu.be/YsA3PK8bQd8?t=578

Chris Moorehead
5 months ago

@TabathaSouthey My son does a disturbingly accurate impression of Jordan Peterson, whom both of my children refer to as “ Kermit the Frog”. The kids are alright. #onpoli #cdnpoli #incel #wanker

@TheOneSwit @flyingtomoon EXAKT DAS IST DAS PROBLEM!

Deshalb gibt's #Luxusghetto|s alla #Hahnwald und #GatedCommunities von und.für reiche #Wanker, aber quasi kaum solidarisch-genossenschaftlich organisierter Wohnraum...

Bzw. den den es gab wurde oft für weniger als ne Jahresnettokaltmiete an Hedgefonds verscherbelt.

Daniel Reeders
6 months ago

@geordie For me it would be Muji, because #bourgeois #wanker

Darren
6 months ago

Well, I have now watched the final #TedLasso, and while I didn’t weep, I definitely felt feelings. But mostly I’m happy that it exists.

#Wanker

Fritz Bauer♟️⚜️ :da_fft:
6 months ago

@SteveCooke
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(500 characters #distributed .So here is my goddam hashtag again😵‍💫)

PS
I admit I am presently grumpy and disappointed. German equivalent to Extinction Rebellion ( @AufstandLastGen ) has been raided and criminalised in an absurd way. High rank politians decided this and it is a deep cut to our standards in political culture. Complete mess. Absolutely no-go.

Plus we do not even have a #toryscum government. But our #wanker s are obviously not different to yours. Slainte 🍻

@BenBen Nein, denn das ist trotzdem ableistisch weil es jenen Leuten abspricht, dass diese sich dazu entscheiden haben, #Wanker zu sein.

Weil ab nem Gewissen Punkt kann man nicht mehr "im Zweifel für jene" votieren...

@BenBen #Dummheit ist ableistisch.

Korrekt wäre egomanes Arschlochtum, auch #Wanker|ism genannt...

Fakt ist doch, dass das einzige was diese erreicht haben, anpissen von #Lohnarbeiter*innen bei unbezahlter Arbeit aka. #pendeln...

Dass es genug #Letztwähler*innen und #Stimmvieh sind die [christo-]faschistische Kackshice wählen, sollte uns auch allen klar sein...

@jimclark @LThiry nein, sondern weil diese fast ausschließlich egomane #Wanker sind die auf die letzten Tage die Welt wegkonsumiueren, getreu dem Motto "Nach mir die Sindflut!"...

@TwraSun #CDU & #CSU - Wähler*innen sind effektiv nur 2 Arten von Menschen:

- #Stommvieh oder
- #Wanker!

@klaremitte Das ist das Problem:

#Wanker treten nicht zurück!

@Frau_Mensch das war doch zu erwarten...

#Lindner ist ein #sozialdarwinistisch|er #Wanker!

Stoat
8 months ago

Ms McShane also told the court that during “Covid times”, when there was a return to the school and a Covid plan was put in place that included wearing face masks, “Mr Burke indicated that he didn’t want to wear a face mask”.

Of course he's an anti-masker as well, jfc.

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/ex-principal-tells-court-school-made-efforts-to-accommodate-teachers-beliefs-1455151.html

#EnochBurke #Wanker

Saints alive! This article is so boring I might read it. Except I won't, because Giles Coren is a cunt.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/saints-alive-this-pub-is-so-boring-i-might-try-it-x0cq8t2pt
#Wanker

@hope_n_beauty @stephie_hamburg die soziopathischen Tendenzen kommen hinzu...
http://wanker.urbanup.com/6779181

Deshalb ja #Wanker...

@hope_n_beauty @stephie_hamburg Was daran liegt dass deren #Stimmvieh und #Letztwähler egomane #Wanker sind.

Die wissen alle dass das #Lügen sind - aber die Leute mögen bequeme und simple Lügen lieber als komplexe und unbequeme Wahrheiten - sonst wäre die #NSAfD politisch so irrelevant wie #BüSo, #MLPD / #DKP und andere #Aluhut-Parteien...

LadyFluffyOrca
9 months ago

@fkamiah17 how many knots can he tie himself in to try and wriggle out of this? It’s truly pathetic, thing is he’s always thought he’s untouchable and can do as he pleases and not face the consequences, I think and hope he’s about to come face to face with reality. #wanker

JohnnyP
10 months ago

"Have it!"
Captain Sensible, The Damned, Manchester November 2014.
#concert #punk #photography #damned #goth #captainsensible #wanker #photo #Manchester #gig #smashitup

Captain Sensible of The Damned rocking out!

@asltf Das Problem ist vielseitig:

Neben #Infrastrukturrückbau bei #ÖPNV, #ÖPFV & #Rad kommt auch noch hinzu dass #Autohersteller sich verweigern, sinnvoll dimensionierte #Fahrzeuge herzustellen und zu vermarkten.

Die #Verfettung des #Automobils ist nicht allein auf #Sicherheitsfeatures zurückzuführen sondern darauf dass alle außer bequeme #Boomer und #Wanker sich keinen #Neuwagen leisten können...

@bigheadtales @georgetakei since when did the #IRS ever jail some #Bankster or #Wanker for #TaxFraud?

"#Jail is for poor people" - literally as they'll just get fines they'll be able to brush off with ease...

@augieray +9001%

I've to deal with harrasment by agressive anti-maskers every single time I just want to shop and not catch 'Rona...

Like: Is it too much to ask to just be left alone?

It's not as if I'm going to berate every single unmasked #Wanker for being an obvious antisocial asshole...

Man wearling a full-face mask and P3R-D filter attached to it.

@nuncio That's why everyone advocating for #FlyingTaxis should be outed as antisocial #Wanker and owned by #Banksters and #Billionaires:

Cuz when even "disruptively priced" VTOLs like the AW-609 cost $875/hr TCO to run - excl. pilots' pay - you can calculate that this won't be accessible to #WageWorkers for commute, even if they make triple digits per hour!

Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴
11 months ago

A lot of people who joined Mastodon who still singularly rely on Twitter for their so called 'promotion'. (Yes... I ghost you because... you say you're principled... and I like to check)

I just want to take a moment of your time to remind you that #Musk (free speech and human rights guru) currently owns the platform that has seen a 40-60% increase in hate against marginalised groups and he's also the man who sacked cleaning staff in Twitter's New York offices on the 19th December.
#wanker

I miss wanking in public, and showing off my basses... I'm a pro level wanker! Opportunities are few and far between (for me) these days.
#Bass #Basstodon #Bassist #Wanker #BassistenGegenRassisten #BassistsAgainstRacists #RockingTheBottom

Yours truly wanking at the BluesHaus.
Wanking at The Basement.
Taking a solo wank at the Blueshaus.
Wanking on stage at Sommernachtsfest.

@BlackAzizAnansi OFC it has.

It has confirmed me positively in what I want and need.

It has also shown me that people are generally democidal assholes and the only thing that stops most #Normies from turining their #Wanker|ism into blatant #MassMurder is the threat of #Accountability aka. immerdiate foreseeable #Consequences...

And that is really saddnening.

Society can go f**k itself if it can't be bothered to do the absolute basic minimums needed for self-defense and survival.

@Aglaia89 #Buschmann ist also nicht nur #demozidal|er #Wanker was #Durchseuchung allgemein und #Kinderdurchseuchung im speziellen angeht, sondern auch noch ein cisbinärsexistisches Stück Shice...

@BlackAzizAnansi @joesabin @bogolisk @fennix +9001%

The only.thing more infuriating than unmasked #Wanker|s with symptoms are aggressive #AntiMaskers.

I literally encountered personnel in a store that told me to unmask or gtfo.

I chose the latter, as I won't put my health at risk to comfort their ignorance!

@hakan_geijer @idzie *nodds in agreement*

We socialized #assholeism to the point that being a #wanker is the norm and won't get people outcalled and canceled.

And that is a problem.

I for one will #KeepMasksOn just to save my own ass:
I won't gamble with my life!

Man wearing a full-face mask [DIN EN 136] with P3R-D + biostop Filter attached to it [DIN EN 148-1 aka. "RD40" screwmount]...
Rabmaga
1 year ago

@FreyaSu @reno@social.tchncs.de

It's about the power that's in the English language when used to its fullest extent. Not just the syntax, grammar, derivative or bastardised UK regional parts.

It's about the poetic flow, the ability to convey feeling and energy in that feeling. Like the great piano concertos a fluid, flowing rant into someone's face ejecting a plethora of Anglo Saxon expletives is just as satisfying to listen to.

Yet occasionally, a single word is able to express that full rant - #Wanker

Dazz
1 year ago

#Wanker #History 😂 https://flip.it/n1lpIA The world's oldest narrative art has been discovered. It's a picture of a guy jerking off to horny leopards

@therobburgessshow

Welcome to the club. I've never been able to listen to any of the garbage that talentless sack of racist shite produced.
#ye #kanye #wanker #antisemite #racist

I often see 'non-gendered insults' on the fediverse and ...

is wanker a gendered insult? Because it's mostly used at men.

And the reason it's used at men is that it is a slight on a man's virility.

So is it a gendered insult? Because the term could be used against a woman too, I suppose, or, in fact, a person without gender or both genders.

#wanker #gender #insult

David de Groot 𓆉
3 years ago

Well look at that, an early Christmas present that is actually worth something, from Facebook of all places.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-24/pete-evans-facebook-page-banned-over-coronavirus-posts/13012458

#justice #wanker #antivax

🔗 Show Notes Links
3 years ago

fuknukl: "Anybody who argues is a #wanker @adam" - No Agenda Social

https://noagendasocial.com/@fuknukl/104594637754884537