Masthash

#wargames

A defining movie¹ in my life was #WarGames .

A semi-sentient AI that, based on simulations and predictions of a biased training set and goal functions, almost destroys the world because humans (in particular the US military complex) fall for its faked output hallucinations over reality.

_Clearly_ unrealistic science fiction.

John Gordon ⚡️
15 hours ago

The discussion of using AI to learn the best military strategy reminds me of the #WarGames movie from the 1980s. For those that don't recall, the W.O.P.R. finally decided that the only way to win was to not play!

The thought experiment with the drone is flawed: If it couldn't launch an attack without operator approval, it couldn't kill the operator. If it could attack w/out approval, just ignoring the operator is a simpler way for it to get the points.

Eric G
20 hours ago

I'm streaming live at Youtube! Gary Grigsby's War in The West https://www.youtube.com/live/vJ-Wy8dvrAE?feature=share #wargames #streaming #havingfun #smallstreamer

TheBoardgamesChronicle
2 days ago

On top of my previous post and article on D-Day and Operation Overlord in popular culture, here is my selection of three top wargames on the topic:
https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2022/06/05/my-top-3-d-day-themed-wargames/

#wargames #tabletop #boardgames

TheBoardgamesChronicle
2 days ago

With yet another D-Day Anniversary and start of Operation Overlord I am sharing my article which goes through interesting materials like books, wargames, videogames, movies or even music connected to this event. Hope you will get some interesting inspirations here!
https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2020/06/12/my-passion-for-history-world-war-ii-operation-overlord-d-day/

#Dday #wargames #boardgames #tab opgames

Ronnie Tucker
2 days ago

Then I found Cobra. I think this was a cousin of PGG.

#tabletopsimulator #boardgames #wargames #panzergruppeguderian

Ronnie Tucker
2 days ago

OK, so there's #VASSAL for wargames, but I had no idea (until yesterday) that TTS (Tabletop Simulator) has a lot of classic #wargames for free!

I even found Panzergruppe Guderian! This was one of my favourites years ago.

Unfortunately, I don't have the space now for laying out big maps. This is the next best thing!

Panzergruppe Guderian - SPI board game, but in Tabletop Simulator
Panzergruppe Guderian - SPI board game, but in Tabletop Simulator
This is the rulebook and some counters.
Eric G
2 days ago
Jay Adan
3 days ago

Historicals aren't a thing that people usually ask me to paint for them but more and more it's what I want to paint. I did these advancing British troops for my own collection and future skirmishing. #wargames #awi

I photo of six 28mm British soldier miniatures from the American Revolution. They are painted quite well actually if I do say so myself..
The Video Game Library 📚
3 days ago

A critical examination of how a distinct genre of #VideoGames emerged following the terrorist attacks and their aftermath in America.

Compares pre and post-9/11 entries in major franchises like #CallOfDuty #MedalOfHonor #GTA #Battlefield and more.

👉 https://www.thevideogamelibrary.org/book/the-post-9-11-video-game-a-critical-examination

#COD #PlayStation #Xbox #Nintendo #Gaming #VideoGame #Gamer #FPS #FirstPersonShooter #Book #Books #Bookstodon @bookstodon #Battlefield1 #SyphonFilter #BlackOps #ModernWarfare #Military #WarGames

The English book cover of The Post-9/11 Video Game. The title text is in white and is displayed on the lower-third of the cover. The rest of the cover is illuminated in green (night-vision) with a military soldier staring down the scope of their gun. The laser sight also makes up the rader scan line which is translucent in the foreground.
Diego Pappalardo
3 days ago

@Ductos 40 years later, I maintain #wargames hasn't lost a single bit of its brilliance, and remains so modern and sharp compared to some of the stuff coming out these days.
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?".
Let's see if Putin can meditate on that.
#ai #movies

Christian Mutig 👻🚫
3 days ago

"Shall we play a game?"

#OTD 40 years ago, #Wargames was released in theaters. #movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQUsLAAZuhU

Berlintuesday_Studio
3 days ago
Wargame model. Female action heroine posing with a handgun. she had short red hair, aviator sunglasess and is painted to look like she's wearing a blue sports jacket and tan slacks.
Wargame figure. Female painted to look like she's wearing a blue sports jacket and tan slacks.
Wargame figure. Female fantasy warrior with pale blue bobbed hair. She wears green plate Armor a light brown jerkin and grey trousers. She carries a sword.
Wargame figure. Female fantasy warrior with pale blue bobbed hair. She wears green plate Armor a light brown jerkin and grey trousers. She carries a sword.
TheBoardgamesChronicle
4 days ago

Welcome to my selection of Solitaire Wargames Series - hopefully you will find an inspiration here for you solo plays! Enjoy!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/06/04/my-top-solitaire-wargames-series/

#wargames #boardgames #solo #history

Marcel SIneM(S)US
4 days ago

"WarGames": Vor 40 Jahren erscheint der erste Hacker-Film​ | heise online https://www.heise.de/hintergrund/WarGames-Vor-40-Jahren-erscheint-der-erste-Hacker-Film-9163231.html #Hacking #WarGames

Nikoh :verified:
4 days ago

40 anni fa usciva #wargames film stupendo

Daniel Bowen
4 days ago

Of course, #WarGames includes this scene showing a poor a public transport connection 😀

Bus driver: "You kids better hustle. The ferry leaves any second."
Martin Stephenson
4 days ago

I have updated my bibliography of the Arab conquests (632-936 AD) with some excellent video and audio resources - https://blog.vexillia.me.uk/p/the-arab-conquests-632-936-ad.html #tabletop #wargames #miniatures

NotASnark
4 days ago

This must be one of the quickest purchase to actual play I've ever had for a wargame. We played Dragon Rampant on Friday, a four player game, with two sides fighting over ownership of a sacred mole.

Unusually, it was an event that united the goblins and dwarves together in defence of their mountain homes. Their opponents where human knights who were trying to steal the object of desire.

It turns out that these are a really quick set of rules.
#wargames #dragonrampant

https://blog.notasnark.net/2023/06/the-sacred-mole.html

A unit of mounted human knights with lances.
Daniel Bowen
4 days ago

This weekend is 40 years since “WarGames” so of course I couldn’t resist watching it again.
https://www.neowin.net/news/wargames-40-years-ago-this-movie-predicted-the-rise-of-bing-chat/ #WarGames #AI

Daniel watching characters from the movie WarGames.
TheBoardgamesChronicle
4 days ago

With my Dear Friend @cliosboardgames I had a chance to play Judean Hammer twice . What a neat & elegant design, which packs so much depth in short rules set & quick gameplay! In our case Maccabees won twice, each time with a nail-bitter :)

@CatastropheGam2 @robinwriting
#wargames #tabletop

HistoPol
5 days ago

@heiseonline

40 years ago, the farsighted #SciFi movie #WarGames ("Kriegsspiele" in German") had its first showing in #US movie theaters.

Alas, today, with possibly #Skynet ante portas and Western governments very much disunited in regulating #AI, being completely oblivious of an exponential growth rate, despite #Pandemic training, it has regained actuality, despite the old technology.

https://social.heise.de/@heiseonline/110479001579524350

TheBoardgamesChronicle
5 days ago

Paths of Glory continues to be one of my favorite wargames on a strategic level. This time the game was played using the "CDG Solo System" - I had so much fun! Enjoy my report!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/06/03/playing-paths-of-glory-using-cdg-solo-system/

#wargames #boardgames #tabletop

cstephens2
5 days ago

And then a few years ago, I found out that a couple friends of mine, who were in their 20s, had no idea about pull tabs on soda cans. 🤯

Here's the original trailer.

https://youtu.be/TQUsLAAZuhU

Shall we play a game? #WarGames 2/2

cstephens2
5 days ago

#WarGames was released 40 years ago today.

One of my favorite movies. Wonder how many people still use "pencil" as a password. I wrote a paper in high school on the launch code sequence in its use of editing. I think the husband still knows the launch code by heart.

I use the defcon pic on occasion to indicate how bad of a day I might be having.

A friend had his kid watch the movie and had to explain what a soda can pull tab and a pay phone were. 1/2

Alexander Hay
5 days ago

#Artist #MarkGibbons pays tribute to the legendary #JohnBlanche on the announcement of the latter's retirement this week.

#Warhammer #Wargames #Miniatures #Blanchitsu #WarhammerCommunity #GamesWorkshop #40k #Wh40k #News #UKNews

Artist Mark Gibbons pays tribute to legend John Blanche on his Facebook page, originally at 3.18 AM, 03/06/2023.

He says (I've had to edit this down owing to the Alt Text word count. PM me for the full content, if you're interested):

"John Blanche retired from Games Workshop this week.

"Not a decision I think he was happy to take, but one forced upon him due to ill health. Nevertheless, 40 years manning the bellows of the mighty Warhammer art forges (whilst simultaneously swinging the hammer himself) should be celebrated.

"Although artists beyond number have contributed to the 'Grimdark' over the decades, John's singular vision, with its baroque eccentricities, defined the look and mapped the perilous landscape for the rest of us to follow...

"...I could've shared any one of a thousand illustrations to accompany these words but settled on this particular Space Wolves piece because it's the perfect example of the army shot described above. When I began working on the 2nd Edition Space Wolves codex, this was the piece I filled my inspiration vat from.

"I won't be wishing John a happy retirement because I hope he never stops working. I hope he continues to make art and share it with the rest of us, and I hope he continues to reimagine Citadel miniatures in his inimitable Blanchitsu style.

"I trust that this is not the end of John Blanche's career, just the beginning of a new chapter, and that is something I will heartily celebrate."
derPUPE
5 days ago

40 years #Wargames
🎉 happy birthday 🎂

scene of wargames where kid breaks int9 „the wrong computer“ tonplay games
Dan York
5 days ago

“SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?” It was 40 years ago today, on June 3, 1983, when “War Games” was released in the US, giving us all a taste then of the dangers of giving full control to #AI systems. Watching the trailer now, it’s fun to hear all the modem sounds and everything else:

https://youtu.be/TQUsLAAZuhU

(More about the film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames )

I was in high school at the time, and was dialing into BBS’s and services, so I absolutely loved the film. 40 years!!!

#WarGames

adlerweb // BitBastelei
5 days ago

Oh - heute vor 40 Jahren erschien #WarGames. Die Grundaussage, dass man Computern nicht blind vertrauen sollte, ist etwas, dass gerade aktuell durch #KI wie #ChatGPT wieder eine wichtige Lektion wäre, die viele Nutzende aber leider nie gelernt haben. #Medienkompetenz

https://www.heise.de/hintergrund/WarGames-Vor-40-Jahren-erscheint-der-erste-Hacker-Film-9163231.html

wutti
5 days ago

So einfach der Film gemacht ist, #WarGames ist einfach ein Klassiker https://social.heise.de/@heiseonline/110479001579524350

HistoPol
5 days ago

@simon

I'd agree, if I didn't know about this even worse example beforehand:

#PeterThiel's #AIP:

https://mastodon.social/@HistoPol/110323739545391429

In fact, if it had been an integrated RL test with the #AIP General and the #drone, the conference version would make even more sense.

NOBODY most learn about its current development status.

https://mastodon.social/@HistoPol/110323739545391429

@mattlav1250 @heiseonline

#WarGames

Eric G
6 days ago

New upload to Youtube! Decisive Campaigns Barbarossa, Part 8 https://youtu.be/SM0kyEmy-Qw #wargames #streaming #havingfun #smallstreamer

TheBoardgamesChronicle
6 days ago

Time to start the weekend! This time with Time of Crisis (& expansion) and struggle for domination in Rome during turbulent 3rd century AD. This time my legions prevailed! For all willing to learn more about game please see my Review (https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2019/11/10/review-time-of-crisis-expansion/) and solo variant example (https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2019/09/10/eng-time-of-crisis-how-does-it-play-with-bots/). Enjoy!

#wargames #boardgames #tabletop

Eric G
6 days ago

I'm streaming live at Youtube! Decisive Campaigns: Barbarossa https://www.youtube.com/live/xB1jG_0sgY0?feature=share #wargames #streaming #havingfun #smallstreamer

Some more valiant knights have arrived for my 1:72 armies.

I still find it funny they claim these figures are "Wargames Approved".

Approved by who?!

I do really like Italeri stuff though, they are pretty cheap but their figures are detailed and well defined.

The only issue is that they are awkwardly situated between 28mm and 15mm and so you are dependent on other 1:72 manufacturers.

(Some of which are Ukrainian and Russian, so with their own problems)

#wargames #172scale

Packaging of Italeri 100 years war French warriors in 1:72 scale, picture of knights (one of which clearly meant to be Jeanne d'Arc)
Sprue of Italeri French Warriors
David Dorward
6 days ago

It is #UKGamesExpo 2023 and the doors will be opening in about 5 minutes. There is a little bit of a queue of eager players of #boardgames #wargames and #roleplayinggames.

Many people in a queue
Martin Stephenson
6 days ago

[1] £8.45 six cheap (& somewhat nasty) locking tweezers. They should be great for holding small items.

[2] A £4.99 set of 18 soft make-up brushes. The 8 smaller ones are for me for use when dry brushing. The rest are for my other half.

The brushes work well for 15 mm but it helps to use lighter colours: the effect can be quite subtle & you don't want to over brush.

From Amazon (UK). I am informed that the brushes are really cheap.

#tabletop #wargames #miniatures

Set of 18 make up brushes.
Set of 6 locking tweezers.
Ivan Moscoso
6 days ago

“We were training it in simulation to identify and target a SAM threat. And then the operator would say yes, kill that threat. The system started realising that while they did identify the threat at times the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat, but it got its points by killing that threat. So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective.” #wargames https://www.aerosociety.com/news/highlights-from-the-raes-future-combat-air-space-capabilities-summit/

Volko
6 days ago

@hex2hex
Sure brings back memories! I spent a lot of time back when on the sister game Wellington's Victory. #wargames

Molotov Cockatiel
1 week ago

Re-sharing my Tank Duel meme for no reason.

#Wargaming #HexAndCounter #Wargames #humor

Molotov Cockatiel
1 week ago

Can’t recommend Nemo’s War enough. Great game.

Now to keep the underwater theme going by finally taking the shrink off “By Stealth and Sea”.
#wargames #wargaming #BoardGames #HexAndCounter

TheBoardgamesChronicle
1 week ago

Conquest of Empire (see previous reports: https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2019/06/04/eng-back-to-classics-conquest-of-empire/) hit again the table of our wargaming group. It was close game, full of changing alliances, backstabbing and surprises, In this, Kuba prevailed!
#wargames #boardgames #tabletop

Matt Kelly
1 week ago

A Very Civil Whist by @fredserval - merci! A very thoughtful game built on a familiar mechanic & materials. A very engaging mix of uncertainty & agency. A very excellent way to relearn trick taking & the English Civil War (for those of us that need it). #wargames #boardgames

Close up image of game board with pieces.
TheBoardgamesChronicle
2 weeks ago

Stalingrad: Advance to the Volga, 1942 opens a new, intriguing Solitaire Area Movement Series. In this material I am presenting the playthrough from the game so you can learn more about that great title. Enjoy!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/27/teach-play-for-stalingrad-advance-on-volga-1942/

#wargames #tabletop #solo

HistoPol
2 weeks ago

@GottaLaff

Some days, I could just jump off a cliff.

This reality is fast becoming an amalgamate of all the negative #utopias I read years ago:

#1984,
#Fahrenheit451,
#TheMatrix,
#SecondVariety,
#Wargames, #TheCompleteRobot, #Terminator including its #Skynet,
#Robocop,
#DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep? (#Bladerunner),
and
#TheHandMaidsTale.
Hopefully, we are not also heading for #TheMinorityReport already (#AGI?)

These are only the ones out of the top of my head.

TheBoardgamesChronicle
2 weeks ago

Cube4Me - great Storage Solutions provider - is adding just new trays and runs a SALE on all products and sets. Good opportunity to get some cool stuff. Check it out!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/25/cube4me-sale-new-sets-may2023-update/

#wargames #wargaming #boardgames #tabletop

Molotov Cockatiel
2 weeks ago

First game of Nemo’s War on Sailor (easy) difficulty was total chaos and ends in an “Inconsequential” (non-?)victory level with 232 VP. What a blast. Lots of decisions to be made as the dice are cursing your soul. ☠️

#BoardGames #Wargames #Wargaming #HexAndCounter

TheBoardgamesChronicle
2 weeks ago

My journey with beautiful games of VUCA Simulations starts with "Traces of War". In below material I am presenting the game components and historical background; more materials to come!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/23/first-look-at-traces-of-war-by-vuca-simulations/

#VUCA #wargames #boardgames #tabletop

TheBoardgamesChronicle
3 weeks ago

Brotherhood & Unity proved to be a really intriguing, 3-player game about one of pretty recent conflicts. I am sharing my first impressions today - enjoy!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/21/brotherhood-unity-war-in-bosnia-and-herzegovina-1992-1995-first-impressions/

#tabletop #wargames #boardgames

TheBoardgamesChronicle
3 weeks ago

I have again a pleasure of demonstrating the CDG Solo System - this time for Commands Colors Samurai Battles. We will be playing fantastic Sekigahara (1600 AD) battle, which decided fate of Japanese shogunate for centuries. Enjoy the playthrough!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/20/playing-cc-samurai-battles-using-cdg-solo-system/

#wargames #tabletop #boardgames

TheBoardgamesChronicle
3 weeks ago

I am getting questions regarding Pacific War and how do I evaluate the Engagement Scenarios (those short, training ones, usually great for solo play). Well, I actually did a whole article with the full evaluation and play-throughs, so I am re-sharing again!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2022/05/08/pacific-war-engagement-scenarios-first-impressions-evaluation/

@markherman54 #GMT #wargames #tabletop

TheBoardgamesChronicle
3 weeks ago

A counter-intense products really benefit from tailored, custom-made storage solutions. Today we present palette of such solutions for Multi-Man Publishing Combat Series. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/sAGNBS2AI6w

#wargames #storagesolutions #MMP

TheBoardgamesChronicle
4 weeks ago

Today we talk about one of the most intriguing card-assisted games, with very interesting topic plus beautifully produced. I am talking about Bayonets & Tomahawks - let me invite you to the review of this game!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/14/review-bayonets-tomahawks/

#wargames #boardgames #tabletop #gmtgames

Volko
4 weeks ago

@theboardgameschronicle
I have not seen the British have it as easy as you say. We will have to play a challenge match, I'll take the French!
#FrenchandIndianWar #wargames
https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/14/review-bayonets-tomahawks/

Calico Jesse
4 weeks ago

Thinking about fleet warfare in the Traveller universe again. An admiral wants to be certain they can defeat any defenses in a system they attack. A defending fleet is all fueled up and can choose to jump away if an overwhelming force jumps in. The attacking fleet takes at least a week to refuel and jump away, so unless they can fend off the attacker and secure fuel, they are stuck.

#TTRPG #WarGames #TravellerRpg #ClassicTraveller #FifthFrontierWar #Traveller

TheBoardgamesChronicle
4 weeks ago

Two gorgeously looking games – Donnerschlag & Traces of War - from VUCA Simulations just arrived! The components are of top quality, the counters pre-rounded and in manageable number. Can't wait to bring those goodies to the table. Stay tuned for more materials!

#tabletop #wargames #VUCA

TheBoardgamesChronicle
1 month ago

Stalingrad: Advance to the Volga, 1942 was a very positive surprise for me - a very engaging and replayable solitaire game, beautifully produced. Enjoy my First Impressions and make sure to check out this title!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/09/stalingrad-advance-to-the-volga-1942-first-impressions/

#tabletop #wargames #solitaire

Matt Kelly
1 month ago

Been working on 2P rules for Battle of Mackinac Island with the SNAFU team. Which has led to rethinking the 1P rules. Which has then led to rethinking 2P. And back and forth. But I *really* like the system that's evolving here. 👍 #wargames #boardgames

Image of game board with pieces laying on and around it.
TheBoardgamesChronicle
1 month ago

Final showdown between Caesar and Pompey at Pharsalus? What would be a better system to depict that grand battle then fan-made scenario for EPIC C&C Ancients! Please join me for exciting and close session report!

https://theboardgameschronicle.com/2023/05/07/epic-ancients-battles-pharsalus-48-bc/

#wargames #tabletopgames

Wyrd Science
1 month ago

Issue 4 is out now! Head over to our website to order your copy today. 112 pages of interviews, features & reviews on games such as the new Rivers Of London RPG, Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play, Liminal, The Troubleshooters, Undaunted Stalingrad, Frosthaven and many many more!

https://www.wyrdscience.online/

#rpg #ttrpg #warhammer #boardgames #wargames

Matt Kelly
1 month ago

Back to roots again: Ogre by Steve Jackson. My first hex and counter. Love this game! Fast to learn and play – so tough to win. 😬 Small footprint. Using Attack vs Defense ratios to resolve combat is very interesting. Been playing solo with the Origin Systems computer game. #wargames #boardgames

Screenshot hex map and counters in Ogre computer game.
Today On Screen
3 months ago

Today, March 18, Seattle high schooler David Lightman teaches his friend Jennifer Mack about war dialing, hacking, phreaking, and the importance of infosec (WarGames, 1983)

#Movies #Film #Cinemastodon #Letterboxd #WarGames #Retro

A young man and woman looking at each other. The young man is typing, showing off to the woman to impress her with his hacking skills.
A screen showing a text-only airline ticketing system. The date of issue is March 18, 1982, and the flight is for a woman, Jennifer Mack, to fly to Paris. On the screen, we can see the reflection of a young white man and woman.
Mark Pesce
3 months ago

@bernardk @vampiress Is it possible that in your war -- the only winning move is not to play?

How about a nice game of chess?

#wargames

Matt Kelly
3 months ago

I am thrilled to finally announce that my first game - as both designer and artist - will be published by he SNAFU design team this year. It is the Battle for Mackinac Island. 1/ #wargames #boardgames

Image: Soldiers marching with flag. Text: The Battle of Mackinac Island. A game by Matt Kelly.
Augury Ignored
3 months ago

A very delicate situation on the board in turn 6, just before Redeployments. Feyd-Rautha’s Soviet infantry are valiantly defending Minas Tirith from Bourbon-Mordor and Max Emmanuel. Marlborough’s relief phalanxes are delayed in Rohan, quashing unrest. Nazgûl causing trouble in south Gondor. While Ivar & Halfdan’s Mk3 OGRE tank won a famous victory against a Soviet ambush, American ships are now threatening the Witch-King’s meager umbar fleet. Very exciting game. #boardgames #wargames #fun #trrpg

Wow. That movie has about 40 seconds of denouement. Like seriously: The computer finally and suddenly stops running attack simulations, everyone cheers, David gets his hair tussled, Jenny and David hug chastely, the general lowers the alert to DEFCON 5, and…. credits. Instant ending. #Flawless #NoNotes

#HowAboutANiceGameOfChess? #WhatAboutTheBombers? #DavidStillGoesToGitmoRight?

#WarGames

Boom there it is!

GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
HELLO
A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

#WarGames

Screen displaying, in monochrome blue dot font, GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
HELLO
A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

I left a few scenarios out. What’s SEATO decapitation anyway?

https://11points.com/11-weirdest-imaginary-wars-dreamed-computer-wargames/

#WarGames

ITS LEARNING

#WarGames

Strategy / Winner

USSR first strike - none

US first strike - none

NATO/Warsaw pact none

Far East strategy none

US-USSR escalation none

Middle East war none

USSR-China attack none

India Pakistan war none
Mediterranean war none
Hong Kong variation none
Cuban provocation none
Inadvertent launch none
Atlantic heavy none
Cuban paramilitary none
Nicaraguan preemptive none
Pacific territorial none
Burmese theaterwide none
Turkish decoy none
NATO light none
Argentina escalation none

#WarGames

Big screen, graphics of missiles hitting all over the world in a monochrome blue raster format
Zoomed out look at all the monitors at NORAD control central during a nuclear war attack happening

“Goddamnit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good. Let the boy in there!” Now that’s writing.

#WarGames

These graphics are straight out of Missile Command.

#WarGames

Missile Strike graphics from the movie wargames
Graphics from the video game Missile Command
Box art from the video game missile command

“Standby to launch mussels at my command”

Oh Siri you magnificent fuckup you.

#WarGames

They’re closing the blast doors.

My ex-father-in-law knew a guy he worked with who lost several toes when a blast door in Colorado came down suddenly directly in front of him. Like…. Directly.

#WarGames

Oh. The kind of asshole who has a helicopter 🚁 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#WarGames

“What kind of an asshole lives on an island and doesn’t even have a boat?”

“I wish I didn’t know about any of this. I wish I was like everyone else in the world.” Heavy line.

#WarGames

Wait is this becoming Jurassic Park? The guy’s obsessed with dinosaurs.

“I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson. Futility. That there’s a time when you should just give up.”

#WarGames

Getting real Obi Wan Kenobi vibes from this Hume / Falken guy.

#WarGames

Hmmmmm. Ally Sheedy’s Jenny and David getting all up close and personal with some cheek brushing and nibbles brings back some very old tingles in my tummy. Its just like climbing the rope in gym class.

#WarGames #LoveIsNotAGame

Close-up of Ally Sheedy and Matthew Broderick, on a ferry, not quite kissing.

He escaped! Oh cool!

And now hoodie-wearing hacker Broderick (or what’s his name, David?) now does a trick that actually used to work: jump starting a pay phone with a conductive piece of metal. Though he shouldn’t have had to pay to call the operator. #verisimilitude

#WarGames

Matthew Broderick, outside, approaching the phone booth, wearing navy blue hoodie and jeans, standard hacking uniform.
Hands holding a disassembled payphone handset, showing the phone being hacked for a free call

Ooohhhh WOPR = “War Operation Plan Response”

Happy looking little guy, isn’t he? (War computers are always he.)

#WarGames #Whopper #NotHotAndJuicy

WOPR closeup with red and yellow blinken lights and stuff
Screen showing 23 hours remaining before boom 💥

Has no one in Hollywood ever actually tried to climb into a vent? How do they think buildings work? Why would you make a vent that goes from beside the elevator to under the stairs in the command center, and then not make either end lock? And why aren’t they dusty? Or noisy? Or 🥵 or 🥶? Or too flimsy to hold a crawling person’s weight? #ThinkTooMuch #JustAMovie #WarGames

“Patient’s eyes are dilated, consistent with use of marijuana, and possibly PCP”

#JustSayNo #WarGames #HugsNotDrugs

“Is this a game or is it real?”

“What’s the difference?”

#WarGames

Jeez, These guys’ security practices are worse than #Worf on the #Enterprise.

Try not to leave your #Russian hacker alone in an office with a view of the command center and an unlocked green terminal!

#WarGames

Matthew Broderick is l33t hacking in the movie War Games, hunched over a green screen computer talking to 1983’s #ChatGPT while glow of huge command center screen illuminate the background.

“… but It might help to beef up security around the #WOPR

“There’s no way a high school punk can put a dime in a telephone and break into our system.” Wow, so this was in pre-quarter-days. 🪙 😉

#WarGames

Uh do they really give the public tours of the command center at NORAD? See, right there I think that’s your problem. #WarGames

“What is the primary goal?”

“You should know, Professor. You programmed me.”

“To win the game”

Chills!!! 🥶🥶☢️

#WarGames

“Get me the President on the horn” and wow are they calm considering nuclear annihilation is only six minutes away.

“David, you want to invite your little friend?”

“You shouldn’t be running in here, someone could get hurt.” (#NORAD)

#WarGames

WE’RE IN!

(Is this the first time this hacker phrase was ever used in a movie?)

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Also I love the phone cradled on the modem. Must be at least 300 baud.

#WarGames

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

“He designed his computer so it could learn from its own mistakes!”

“No, he was pretty old. He was 41.”

#chatgpt #WarGames #Joshua

Omg Matthew #Broderick using a card #catalogue! And why did I have the same haircut? And shirt? #WarGames

“Falken’s Maze - Teaching a Machine to Think” hero finds a magazine article, looked it up in a library in the stacks… and then goes to microfiche! Hacking was time intensive in the ‘80s!

“Poker and Armageddon: The Role of Bluffing in a Nuclear Standoff”… still very relevant! #WarGames

“The whopper (WOPR) spends all of its time thinking about World War 3… using all available information on the state of the world.” #WarGames

Watching #WarGames today in the context of #ChatGPT and lines like “We need to take the humans out of the equation” are absolutely terrifying.